What is a slam pig
His main influences are the people he grew up with. ISBN Choose Expedited Shipping at checkout for delivery by Thursday, October Overview Slampig is a novel about a man named Pile who spent his twenties sleeping with undesirable girls. Uh-oh, it looks like your Internet Explorer is out of date.
Product Details About the Author. Pile is dyslexic and practically illiterate so he thanks all the people who helped him edit this book. He credits this mostly from spending numerous hours practicing his act at bars, where barely anyone is paying attention. He took advantage of every opportunity to have sex with cougars, fat girls, and the emotionally unstable.
In June ofPile won a comedy competition where he had to perform in front of two-hundred rowdy people. It was fun for awhile, but after he reached rock bottom with a purple-haired fat chick, his friends nicknamed Grimace, he tried to find a decent girl to have a relationship with.
If you are interested in booking Pile for an appearance you can Pileproductions gmail. Pile soon realized that having a relationship was a lot harder than "pigging" and kept falling into old patterns.
For a better shopping experience, please upgrade now. Pile feels that the real comedians are our friends, family, and co-workers whose life stories are funnier than anything a comedian could make up. You can him at Slampigbook gmail.
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Dude i was ramming whiteys mom when i pulled out and realized she was a nothing but filth and Slam-pig.