Old guy at the club
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A Did you get drunk at home for financial reasons and are now trying to make one rum and coke last the entire night? They can stay. B Are you wandering round thinking that you fancy every woman in the club? Dancing A Are you just jumping around feeling a mixture of elation and self-consciousness?
A Edgy minimalist streetwear? B Are you out alone or just with one other guy who is wearing a Barbour jacket and keeps yawning?
A blog to help you determine whether you're that guy
Friends A Are you out with your mates but constantly checking your phone? If you play your cards right this expensive horror could all end in your mid-thirties.
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A Are you just jumping around feeling a mixture of elation and self-consciousness? Are you a creepy older guy in a nightclub? Clothing A Edgy minimalist streetwear? A Are you out with your mates but constantly checking your phone?
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Bloody horrible. Mostly As — Congratulations, you are young.
And yes, discussing mortgage deals, school catchments and the reasons you ended up choosing a Volvo with single females will get you laid. B Are you sweating heavily and dancing with a stunned grin in your face while groups of girls keep edging away from you?
Drinks A Did you get drunk at home for financial reasons and are now trying to make one rum and coke last the entire night?
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There comes a moment when you find yourself jostled around in a sea of wasted partiers, the music blasting too loudly, and you think to yourself: Ok, that's enough for me.